Fifty Sheds of Grey: A Parody: Erotica for the Not-too-modern Male "Hurt me!" she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over the workbench. "Very well," I replied, "You’ve got fat ankles and no dress sense." Colin Grey’s life was happy and simple until the day everything changed – the day his wife read THAT book. Suddenly, he was thrust head-first into a dark, illicit world of pleasure and pain. This is the story of one man’s struggle against a tide of tempestuous, erotic desire and of the greatest love of all: the love between a man and his shed. WARNING: This book contains graphic shed-based images. Please don’t look if you are easily offended.